Thank you XN

Dear XN

I would like to thank you for:

1. looking at porn and cheapening our sex life so that my desire to be physically intimate with you all but disappeared towards the end of our relationship. I never thought I’d be able to walk away from that side of things.
2. Going on holiday without me because you'd upset me and making me realise what a b*stard you really are.
3. Trying to triangulate me into your crush on OW and making me finally realise that I am not the basket case.
4. Lying to me again and then, when caught out, reverting back to type i.e. throwing the tantrum of a 6 year old boy who has hit his sister, is trying to pretend it was her fault, and who has had his yellow truck taken away as punishment.
5. Spending a huge amount of money on some really stupid clothes that you think make you look great but which actually: make you look ridiculous, stopped me fancying you so much and made me realise what a fake you are. A peach t-shirt, a blue & white striped cardigan and check trousers that are too short for you? I don’t care how much they cost! What were you thinking??

Thanks XN. You made it so much easier to walk away from you.

Love and kisses (not really)